Films like Simon Says.
Simon Says (2007) reads as Heavy, breathless, extreme horror / thriller, inventive in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.
Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.
Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.
Keeps the chilly detachment and the white-knuckle intensity; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.
Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.
Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a bone-dry seriousness.
Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a clean studio craft.
Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.
Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.
Keeps the chilly detachment and the white-knuckle intensity; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.
Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a bone-dry seriousness.
Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a dense, packed storytelling.
Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a grounded, familiar shape.
These are Simon Says’s neighbours — where are yours?
Rate five posters and the same twelve axes read you — then tonight’s pick comes from your own centre of taste.
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