We're All Gonna Die
- warm
- brisk
- gentle
- inventive
Warm, kinetic, gentle comedy / sci-fi, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, epic, measured, hand-scored across twelve axes of taste.
How every film is hand-scored →In the near future, the "Spike," a 10,000 mile tall indestructible floating alien tentacle materializes in Earth's upper atmosphere, causing everybody to freak out. By now, though, everyone's gotten used to it. But after the Spike teleports a struggling beekeeper's beehives and a grieving wanderer's prized car halfway across the country, these two strangers must join together and take a dangerous roadtrip across a changed (but recognizable) America to get their stuff back.
Our read · We're All Gonna Die (2025) reads as a warm, kinetic, inventive comedy · sci-fi entry — gentle in intensity, epic-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook. Hand-scored on twelve axes of taste — mood, pacing, weirdness, hope, stakes, humour, reality, density, warmth, auteur, intensity, and era — with a derived palette drawn from its dominant cinematography.
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The shape of We're All Gonna Die
What watching it is actually like.
“You want a quirky grief-tinged sci-fi road trip rom-com with a teleporting alien spike.”
Skip it tonight — Skip if you want high-stakes sci-fi or tightly plotted genre films.
The reading.
Each axis is hand-scored — not derived from votes or genre averages. The marker shows where this film sits; the gradient fill uses the film's own cinematography palette.
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Closeness in the twelve-axis space — how the film actually reads, not “people also liked.”
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