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1999 · crime · drama · comedy

Two Hands

Directed by Gregor Jordan1h 43m1999
ElsewhereIMDb7.115kRT75%TMDB6.6160
  • brisk
  • intense
Movie DNA

Neutral, kinetic, measured crime / drama, grounded in texture. Ambivalent, intimate, measured, hand-scored across twelve axes of taste.

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19-year-old Jimmy is just scraping by in the red-light district of Sydney. When local crime lord Pando offers him a shot at working for his syndicate, Jimmy jumps at the chance to deliver a costly package. But, when Jimmy gets jacked by a couple of kids, he's indebted to the dangerous gangster for $10,000. Running out of time, he schemes to rob a bank to save himself and a beautiful girl he desires from a gruesome demise.

Our read · Two Hands (1999) reads as a neutral, kinetic, grounded crime · drama · comedy entry — measured in intensity, intimate in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook. Hand-scored on twelve axes of taste — mood, pacing, weirdness, hope, stakes, humour, reality, density, warmth, auteur, intensity, and era — with a derived palette drawn from its dominant cinematography.

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You want slick Sydney crime comedy with young Heath Ledger in over his head.

ends warmyou’ll be fine aftergrabs you earlygrips by minute 5attention 3/5breezes by
Date nightWith friendsSoloWith parentsKids around
Heads-upgraphic violencechild peril

Skip it tonightSkip if casual violence and hit-and-run fallout ruin your mood.

If Two Hands is your film
The Dish (2000)
warm Australian character comedy with big heart
(unless you need crime stakes)
Dirty Deeds (2002)
Sydney underworld played for dark laughs
(unless 60s gangland feels dated)
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
cocky young crooks drowning in debt
(unless British slang loses you)
DNA · twelve axes

The reading.

Each axis is hand-scored — not derived from votes or genre averages. The marker shows where this film sits; the gradient fill uses the film's own cinematography palette.

Mood · HeavyCosy
Pacing · Slow-burnKinetic
Intensity · GentleExtreme
Weirdness · ConventionalSurreal
Hope · NihilisticRedemptive
Stakes · IntimateEpic
Humour · NoneBroad
Reality · GroundedFantastical
Density · SparseTwisty
Warmth · ColdTender
Auteur · TransparentSignature
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