New Kids Turbo
- warm
- kinetic
- funny
Warm, breathless, measured comedy / cult, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, intimate, measured, hand-scored across twelve axes of taste.
How every film is hand-scored →Five friends from 'Maaskantje' are getting fired because of the economic crisis. They decide that they won't pay for anything anymore.
Our read · New Kids Turbo (2010) reads as a warm, breathless, inventive comedy · cult · vulgar entry — measured in intensity, intimate in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook. Hand-scored on twelve axes of taste — mood, pacing, weirdness, hope, stakes, humour, reality, density, warmth, auteur, intensity, and era — with a derived palette drawn from its dominant cinematography.
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The shape of New Kids Turbo
What watching it is actually like.
“You want unhinged Dutch bro comedy that escalates from petty theft to military absurdity.”
Skip it tonight — You need subtitles off, taste intact, or humor that is not proudly stupid and violent.
The reading.
Each axis is hand-scored — not derived from votes or genre averages. The marker shows where this film sits; the gradient fill uses the film's own cinematography palette.
Eight films that read most like this one.
Closeness in the twelve-axis space — how the film actually reads, not “people also liked.”
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