Mona Lisa (1986) poster
1986 · crime · drama · british

Mona Lisa

Directed by Neil Jordan1h 45m1986
ElsewhereIMDb7.320kRT98%Metacritic85TMDB6.9294
  • sombre
  • intense
Movie DNA

Sombre, steady, measured crime / drama, grounded in texture. Ambivalent, intimate, measured, hand-scored across twelve axes of taste.

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George is a small-time crook just out of prison who discovers his tough-guy image is out of date. Reduced to working as a minder/driver for high class call girl Simone, he has to agree when she asks him to find a young colleague from her King's Cross days. That's when George's troubles just start.

Our read · Mona Lisa (1986) reads as a sombre, steady, grounded crime · drama · british entry — measured in intensity, intimate in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook, with a strong directorial signature. Hand-scored on twelve axes of taste — mood, pacing, weirdness, hope, stakes, humour, reality, density, warmth, auteur, intensity, and era — with a derived palette drawn from its dominant cinematography.

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You want gritty London neo-noir with Bob Hoskins at his most tender and tough.

ends devastatingit leaves you shakena slow buildgrips by minute 12attention 4/5earns its length
Date nightWith friendsSoloWith parentsKids around
Heads-upnuditygraphic violence

Skip it tonightYou avoid grim crime stories about sex work and sudden violence.

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Each axis is hand-scored — not derived from votes or genre averages. The marker shows where this film sits; the gradient fill uses the film's own cinematography palette.

Mood · HeavyCosy
Pacing · Slow-burnKinetic
Intensity · GentleExtreme
Weirdness · ConventionalSurreal
Hope · NihilisticRedemptive
Stakes · IntimateEpic
Humour · NoneBroad
Reality · GroundedFantastical
Density · SparseTwisty
Warmth · ColdTender
Auteur · TransparentSignature
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