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Films like Them.

Them (2006) reads as Heavy, breathless, extreme horror / thriller, grounded in texture. Nihilistic, intimate, cold. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

Eden Lake (2008) poster
1. Eden Lake2008

Keeps the bone-dry seriousness and the white-knuckle intensity — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Death Sentence (2007) poster
2. Death Sentence2007

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Desierto (2015) poster
3. Desierto2015

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) poster
4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre2003

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Thirteen (2003) poster
5. Thirteen2003

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

High Lane (2009) poster
6. High Lane2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Black Rock (2012) poster
7. Black Rock2012

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

Turistas (2006) poster
8. Turistas2006

Keeps the bone-dry seriousness and the white-knuckle intensity; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

Kidnapped (2010) poster
9. Kidnapped2010

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

My Bloody Valentine (2009) poster
10. My Bloody Valentine2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Them (Ils) (2006) poster
11. Them (Ils)2006

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Laid to Rest (2009) poster
12. Laid to Rest2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the bone-dry seriousness — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

These are Them’s neighbours — where are yours?

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