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Films like New Kids Nitro.

New Kids Nitro (2011) reads as Warm, breathless, measured action / comedy, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, cold. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

Stitches (2012) poster
1. Stitches2012

Keeps the running vein of humour and the airy, open telling; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

Black Sheep (2006) poster
2. Black Sheep2006

Keeps the running vein of humour and the airy, open telling — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

The Night Watchmen (2017) poster
3. The Night Watchmen2017

Keeps the running vein of humour and the airy, open telling; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

Dead Snow (2009) poster
4. Dead Snow2009

Keeps the airy, open telling and the chilly detachment; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

Cooties (2014) poster
5. Cooties2014

Keeps the airy, open telling and the chilly detachment; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

America: The Motion Picture (2021) poster
6. America: The Motion Picture2021

Keeps the running vein of humour and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Bloodsucking Bastards (2015) poster
7. Bloodsucking Bastards2015

Keeps the airy, open telling and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Hell Baby (2013) poster
8. Hell Baby2013

Keeps the running vein of humour and the airy, open telling — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2010) poster
9. ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction2010

Keeps the chilly detachment and the relentless forward drive; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

Undead or Alive: A Zombedy (2007) poster
10. Undead or Alive: A Zombedy2007

Keeps the airy, open telling and the chilly detachment; trades toward a clean studio craft.

WolfCop (2014) poster
11. WolfCop2014

Keeps the airy, open telling and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

The Mad (2007) poster
12. The Mad2007

Keeps the airy, open telling and the chilly detachment; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

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