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Films like Lumberjack Man.

Lumberjack Man (2015) reads as Neutral, breathless, extreme horror / comedy, surreal in texture. Ambivalent, intimate, cold. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

Zombeavers (2014) poster
1. Zombeavers2014

Keeps the chilly detachment and the white-knuckle intensity — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Stitches (2012) poster
2. Stitches2012

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

WolfCop (2014) poster
3. WolfCop2014

Keeps the chilly detachment and the white-knuckle intensity; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

Santa's Slay (2005) poster
4. Santa's Slay2005

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Zombie Strippers! (2008) poster
5. Zombie Strippers!2008

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Pervert! (2005) poster
6. Pervert!2005

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Blood Car (2007) poster
7. Blood Car2007

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Yummy (2019) poster
8. Yummy2019

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Doghouse (2009) poster
9. Doghouse2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Porno (2019) poster
10. Porno2019

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

Dead Snow (2009) poster
11. Dead Snow2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Monster Brawl (2011) poster
12. Monster Brawl2011

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a patient, unhurried pace.

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