Films like Gremlins 2: The New Batch.

Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) reads as Neutral, kinetic, measured comedy / horror, surreal in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

The Witches of Eastwick (1987) poster
1. The Witches of Eastwick1987

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a documentary-plain realism.

Heavy Metal (1981) poster
2. Heavy Metal1981

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

A Chinese Ghost Story (1987) poster
3. A Chinese Ghost Story1987

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

A Chinese Ghost Story II (1990) poster
4. A Chinese Ghost Story II1990

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the strange, dreamlike logic; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) poster
5. An American Werewolf in Paris1997

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow; trades toward a documentary-plain realism.

Hiruko the Goblin (1991) poster
6. Hiruko the Goblin1991

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Tokyo Zombie (2005) poster
7. Tokyo Zombie2005

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the strange, dreamlike logic — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Frostbitten (2006) poster
8. Frostbitten2006

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

The Black Cauldron (1985) (1985) poster
9. The Black Cauldron1985

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a bone-dry seriousness.

The Frighteners (1996) poster
10. The Frighteners1996

Reads close across all twelve axes; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

The Battle Wizard (1977) poster
11. The Battle Wizard1977

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a bone-dry seriousness.

A Chinese Odyssey (1995) poster
12. A Chinese Odyssey1995

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the strange, dreamlike logic; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

These are Gremlins 2: The New Batch’s neighbours — where are yours?

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