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Films like Evil Aliens.

Evil Aliens (2006) reads as Sombre, breathless, extreme comedy / horror, surreal in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, cold. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

Blood Car (2007) poster
1. Blood Car2007

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the chilly detachment; trades toward a intimate, personal stakes.

The Machine Girl (2008) poster
2. The Machine Girl2008

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008) poster
3. Feast II: Sloppy Seconds2008

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Doghouse (2009) poster
4. Doghouse2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

RoboGeisha (2009) poster
5. RoboGeisha2009

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Santa's Slay (2005) poster
6. Santa's Slay2005

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a intimate, personal stakes.

All Cheerleaders Die (2013) poster
7. All Cheerleaders Die2013

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a dense, packed storytelling.

Witching & Bitching (2013) poster
8. Witching & Bitching2013

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Frostbitten (2006) poster
9. Frostbitten2006

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Saint (2010) poster
10. Saint2010

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a bone-dry seriousness.

Mutant Girls Squad (2010) poster
11. Mutant Girls Squad2010

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Chillerama (2011) poster
12. Chillerama2011

Keeps the chilly detachment and the white-knuckle intensity; trades toward a cold, bleak undertow.

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