Films like Cockneys vs Zombies.

Cockneys vs Zombies (2012) reads as Warm, breathless, measured action / comedy, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

Night of the Living Deb (2015) poster
1. Night of the Living Deb2015

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the relentless forward drive — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Dance of the Dead (2008) poster
2. Dance of the Dead2008

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the relentless forward drive — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Go Goa Gone (2013) poster
3. Go Goa Gone2013

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the relentless forward drive; trades toward a unmistakable directorial hand.

MexZombies (2022) poster
4. MexZombies2022

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the relentless forward drive — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Bloodsucking Bastards (2015) poster
5. Bloodsucking Bastards2015

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the running vein of humour — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Boy Eats Girl (2005) poster
6. Boy Eats Girl2005

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the relentless forward drive; trades toward a intimate, personal stakes.

The Mad (2007) poster
7. The Mad2007

Keeps the relentless forward drive and the running vein of humour; trades toward a intimate, personal stakes.

Zombieland (2009) poster
8. Zombieland2009

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the relentless forward drive; trades toward a unmistakable directorial hand.

Hitman: Agent Jun (2020) poster
9. Hitman: Agent Jun2020

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the relentless forward drive — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Big Ass Spider! (2013) poster
10. Big Ass Spider!2013

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the relentless forward drive; trades toward a strange, dreamlike logic.

Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019) poster
11. Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles2019

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the relentless forward drive — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Black Sheep (2006) poster
12. Black Sheep2006

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the running vein of humour; trades toward a strange, dreamlike logic.

These are Cockneys vs Zombies’s neighbours — where are yours?

Rate five posters and the same twelve axes read you — then tonight’s pick comes from your own centre of taste.

Find my film for tonight — 60 sec →