Films like *batteries not included.

*batteries not included (1987) reads as Cosy, kinetic, gentle family / comedy, surreal in texture. Redemptive, epic, tender. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

Short Circuit (1986) poster
1. Short Circuit1986

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the gentle temperature — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

A Grand Day Out (1990) poster
2. A Grand Day Out1990

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the gentle temperature; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

Stitch! The Movie (2003) poster
3. Stitch! The Movie2003

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the gentle temperature; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (2005) poster
4. Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch2005

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the gentle temperature; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992) poster
5. Honey, I Blew Up the Kid1992

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the gentle temperature; trades toward a grounded, familiar shape.

Asterix and Obelix Take On Caesar (1999) poster
6. Asterix and Obelix Take On Caesar1999

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the gentle temperature; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) poster
7. Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius2001

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the gentle temperature; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

Meet Dave (2008) poster
8. Meet Dave2008

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the gentle temperature; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

Robots (2005) poster
9. Robots2005

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the gentle temperature — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) poster
10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III1993

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the stubborn streak of hope; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

Son of the Mask (2005) poster
11. Son of the Mask2005

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the gentle temperature; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra (2002) poster
12. Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra2002

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the gentle temperature; trades toward a relentless forward drive.

These are *batteries not included’s neighbours — where are yours?

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