Films like Attack of the Killer Donuts.

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016) reads as Neutral, breathless, measured comedy / horror, surreal in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, cold. Every film below is ranked by distance across the same twelve hand-scored axes — with what it keeps, and where it walks away. Not a genre dump.

Sharktopus (2010) poster
1. Sharktopus2010

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Hansel and Gretel Get Baked (2013) poster
2. Hansel and Gretel Get Baked2013

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Sand Sharks (2011) poster
3. Sand Sharks2011

Keeps the documentary-plain realism and the chilly detachment — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Re-Elected (2020) poster
4. Re-Elected2020

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Avalanche Sharks (2012) poster
5. Avalanche Sharks2012

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Love Bite (2012) poster
6. Love Bite2012

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

WolfCop (2014) poster
7. WolfCop2014

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a clean studio craft.

Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust (2008) poster
8. Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust2008

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a intimate, personal stakes.

Monster Brawl (2011) poster
9. Monster Brawl2011

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) poster
10. 2-Headed Shark Attack2012

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism — one of the nearest reads in the catalogue.

Office Uprising (2018) poster
11. Office Uprising2018

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the chilly detachment; trades toward a strange, dreamlike logic.

One-Eyed Monster (2008) poster
12. One-Eyed Monster2008

Keeps the cold, bleak undertow and the documentary-plain realism; trades toward a intimate, personal stakes.

These are Attack of the Killer Donuts’s neighbours — where are yours?

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