Kindergarten
- sombre
- measured
Sombre, measured, measured drama / war, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, mid-stakes, measured.
How every film is hand-scored →Hard-edged cop John Kimble gets more than he bargained for when he goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher to get the goods on a brutal drug lord while at the same time protecting the man's young son. Pitted against a class of boisterous moppets whose antics try his patience and test his mettle, Kimble may have met his match … in more ways than one.
Our read · Kindergarten (1983) reads as a sombre, measured, inventive drama · war entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook.
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