G.I. Joe: Retaliation
- heavy
- kinetic
- extreme
- twisty
- epic-stakes
Heavy, breathless, extreme action / sci-fi, inventive in texture. Ambivalent, epic, measured, hand-scored across twelve axes of taste.
How every film is hand-scored →Framed for crimes against the country, the G.I. Joe team is terminated by Presidential order. This forces the G.I. Joes into not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence.
Our read · G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) reads as a heavy, breathless, inventive action · sci-fi · adventure entry — extreme in intensity, epic-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook. Hand-scored on twelve axes of taste — mood, pacing, weirdness, hope, stakes, humour, reality, density, warmth, auteur, intensity, and era — with a derived palette drawn from its dominant cinematography.
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The shape of G.I. Joe
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