
Crimes of the Future (2022)
- heavy
- slow-burn
- intense
- surreal
- bleak
- cold
Heavy, slow-burn, measured horror / sci-fi, surreal in texture. Nihilistic, mid-stakes, cold, hand-scored across twelve axes of taste.
How every film is hand-scored →With his partner Caprice, celebrity performance artist Saul Tenser publicly showcases the metamorphosis of his organs in avant-garde performances. An investigator from the National Organ Registry obsessively tracks their movements, which is when a mysterious group is revealed... Their mission — to use Tenser's notoriety to shed light on the next phase of human evolution.
Our read · Crimes of the Future (2022) (2022) reads as a heavy, slow-burn, surreal horror · sci-fi · thriller entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, cold in temperature, nihilistic in outlook, with a strong directorial signature. Hand-scored on twelve axes of taste — mood, pacing, weirdness, hope, stakes, humour, reality, density, warmth, auteur, intensity, and era — with a derived palette drawn from its dominant cinematography.




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The shape of Crimes of the Future
What watching it is actually like.
“You want cold cerebral body horror about organs, surgery and human evolution.”
Skip it tonight — Skip if graphic surgery, sex with mutation or slow Cronenberg style repels.
The reading.
Each axis is hand-scored — not derived from votes or genre averages. The marker shows where this film sits; the gradient fill uses the film's own cinematography palette.
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Closeness in the twelve-axis space — how the film actually reads, not “people also liked.”








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