Coartadas (2025) poster
2025 · comedy · romance

Coartadas

Directed by Hugo Martín Cuervo2025
  • cosy
  • brisk
  • gentle
  • tender
Movie DNA

Cosy, kinetic, gentle comedy / romance, grounded in texture. Redemptive, intimate, tender, hand-scored across twelve axes of taste.

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Follows the founder of a company who offers alibis to customers who are dishonest or disloyal.

Our read · Coartadas (2025) reads as a cosy, kinetic, grounded comedy · romance entry — gentle in intensity, intimate in scope, tender in temperature, redemptive in outlook. Hand-scored on twelve axes of taste — mood, pacing, weirdness, hope, stakes, humour, reality, density, warmth, auteur, intensity, and era — with a derived palette drawn from its dominant cinematography.

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You want a farce about a business selling perfect alibis for liars.

ends warmyou’ll be fine aftergrabs you earlygrips by minute 10attention 2/5breezes bysubtitles: full
Date nightWith friendsSoloWith parentsKids around
Heads-upcringe humiliation

Skip it tonightYou want sincere romance or hate deception comedies.

DNA · twelve axes

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Each axis is hand-scored — not derived from votes or genre averages. The marker shows where this film sits; the gradient fill uses the film's own cinematography palette.

Mood · HeavyCosy
Pacing · Slow-burnKinetic
Intensity · GentleExtreme
Weirdness · ConventionalSurreal
Hope · NihilisticRedemptive
Stakes · IntimateEpic
Humour · NoneBroad
Reality · GroundedFantastical
Density · SparseTwisty
Warmth · ColdTender
Auteur · TransparentSignature
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